Well, regardless of my talent level, Ellen is my witness that I tore up the dance floor of Bootie LA this past Saturday night with moves so ridiculous only a grasshopper/grandaddy-longlegs hybrid could replicate them. Sadly, there is no existing video of how much we rocked that club and lit it up like dynamite. I did, however, take some video of Bootie LA's resident dance crew, "R.A.I.D.", or Random Acts of Irreverent Dance. And it was irreverent. Really irreverent. This little gem is only a tiny taste of the irreverence (or as I like to call it, obscenity) that was R.A.I.D., but it's still pretty funny.
Oddly enough, I actually had a great time. Ellen is a great dancer, so it's no surprise that she had fun. I've never been a club person, but Bootie LA was the perfect place for a non-clubber like me. The dancers onstage were acting like idiots which made me feel right at home, and no one there was really into the club scene. It was just a really eclectic group of people having fun. Bootie LA is once a month, and I think we'll be back in March.